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Their result for The How Will You Be Robbed Test ...


20% Moneyness, 50% Natureness, 40% Paranoia-ness, 32% Travelness

This was a really hard one to figure out. You scored low in how much you care about money, you don't really care for nature, and you're not too safe but you hate to travel. I just picture crack-head. So, I guess on one of the rare trips out of your barren, filth-ridden apartment, you get mugged by another crack-head. Ah, the circle of life...

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Moneyness Distribution

    They scored 20% on Moneyness, higher than 11% of your peers.

  • Natureness Distribution

    They scored 50% on Natureness, higher than 61% of your peers.

  • Paranoia-ness Distribution

    They scored 40% on Paranoia-ness, higher than 44% of your peers.

  • Travelness Distribution

    They scored 32% on Travelness, higher than 6% of your peers.

All possible test results


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Category 3

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Sucks for You

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'nother Category

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It's True I Tell Ya!

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Where's my house?

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Ummm...too many

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Category 12

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Category 2,745

While camping, you get abducted by aliens. After a series of painful, inhuman, indescribable tests, they return you to your campsite. Though, they steal your clothes; Old Navy is all the rage on the... Read more

Category 14

On a month long trip to the Amazon, you and your group come across a troop of Chimpanzees. You watch each other for a few minutes and then go your separate ways. Suddenly, you're attacked by a group... Read more


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