The Face of Fear
"WTF was that?" "Is somebody there?"
YES...I'm right here and have been humping you for about a half an hour now! What are you surprised about?!
Many people who have this face are uncomfortable with their sexuality or sexual practices. They're usually liars. That or they're sobering up and the beer goggles have become de-fogged! Doh! Don't be such a slut and/or easy fall guy next time!
BTW you suck in bed too. Actually you can only redeem this category if :
a) you are extremely good looking. And then for some reason, this automatically becomes the hottest category just because that's a power trip
b) you are "scared" into orgasm by The Ugly. And then if that's the case, heaven help you and any video/photographic recording equipment in the room!
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