You get the Klondike
During the run back you realized how foolish you had been for attempting to abandon your family over a Klondike Bar. You spent the rest of the day on your best behavior. During the car ride back you even decided to take the scenic road. Imagine your surprise when you found yourself driving by the Neverland Ranch! Sure enough you even found a Klondike Bar lying within the property. The enlightened you decided that it was a poor decision to steal from the King of Pop, and you continued driving home.
You decided to take your family to your local labyrinth on the way home. You were enjoying a nice stroll through when you happened to run into a Sphinx. At first glance this appears to be an evil Sphinx because it offers you a Klondike Bar if you can solve its riddle. It seems to know your weakness. It says it wil kill your first born if you fail.
Your family nearly goes ballistic when you accept. Fortunately it is an easy riddle and you have no problem answering it. You get your Klondike Bar and go home happy. Your relationship with your son is ruined and he requires years of counseling of course. That is a different story however.
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