crazy lady goes down
Somehow you get lost and you wind up on a deserted road. At this point you are hungry and frustrated and you park your car. You are getting delirious. You take out your miniature telescope and decide to look for the nearest town. To your amazement you actually find a Klondike Bar lying on the ground many miles away. You decide that you are going to drive to it.
Once you start the car again you immediately realize that your brakes are gone. This is a nightmare! You consider driving toward the Klondike Bar but decide that it is too dangerous. You decide to wait by the road and hope that somebody will come by.
An hour later a van drives by. Coincidently enough it is from the very nursing home that your great aunt happens to reside in! They offer you a lift and you jump in. Once back at the nursing home you decide to have a quick visit before calling for assistance. On your way toward your aunt's room you encounter a crazy old woman. She wants to thumb wrestle you and pledges a Klondike Bar if you win but something quite unpleasant if you lose. You decide to accept the challenge. You have no problem at all beating the old lady.
Your car is stranded an hour away and your family probably wants to kill you, but you definitely get your Klondike Bar!
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