Their result for The What'll u do for Klondike Bar Test ...
Close but no K. Bar
1 scenarios a, 40 scenarios b (send me a message if you are really curious what these numbers means).
Hours later you arrive back home. Sitting on your kitchen table is a Klondike Bar. This doesn't make sense to you. You consider reaching for it, but you are paranoid that something might be wrong, and you storm out of your house.
You get back into your car. You figure a game of chess might calm your nerves and you head to the park. When you get to the park you find a monkey that is challenging people. The reward is a Klondike Bar, the penalty is death. You contemplate whether to take the risk and as you about to accept his challenge an elderly man agrees to play first. The monkey proves to be extremely intelligent and methodically destroys the man...first figuratively and then literally. You are grateful that the man had accepted first.
After facing this near death experience you snap out of the haze you were in. You decide that you will never eat Klondike Bars again. You rush back to the beach and apologize to your family. You wind up living a happy life, but deep in your soul you wake up every morning craving a Klondike Bar.
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They scored 1% on scenarios A, higher than 7% of your peers.
They scored 40% on scenarios B, higher than 27% of your peers.
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