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Their result for The Primal Urges Test ...

The Pessimist

You scored 22% Rage, 26% Desire, 29% Guilt, and 25% Fear!

The Pessimist is the safe ground. If you think you might actually have a good day. Tell everyone how much Life sucks and How God really hates you. Try to be specific, too. Because as we all know the 'Pessimists' will inherit the Earth. Your so close to being all that you can't be. Call your local out-reach hotline and really depress those fuckers.

As Tyler Durden once said.... "We are the same 'all singing, all dancing' compost heap".

If this description of your character was in no way accurate to how you truely feel inside. Take the test again and really go for the Gold..... you pathetic loser.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Rage Distribution

    They scored 22% on Rage, higher than 55% of your peers.

  • Desire Distribution

    They scored 26% on Desire, higher than 59% of your peers.

  • Guilt Distribution

    They scored 29% on Guilt, higher than 84% of your peers.

  • Fear Distribution

    They scored 25% on Fear, higher than 56% of your peers.

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The Prisoner

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The Deviant

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The Addict

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