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Sick & Twisted Test

Woo! In terms of OkCupid tests, you are 3 perverse, 6 Geek, and 1 apathetic on a scale from -10 to 10! (Negative Perverse = Innocent, negative Geek = Normal, and negative Apathy = Caring.)

Perverse. Geek. Irreverant.

The Sick & Twisted Test.

Please. If you are this test type, as you obviously are, please don't send me a message telling me about how you had sex in a graveyard with your little sister's hamster.

On her birthday.

Also, please don't send me a message telling me how weak my imagination is, and how many things you've done that are worse than that.

One way or another, yours is the test type that makes even the Softcore Porn Test wince. The Sick & Twisted test is to OkCupid as an enema is to _______. Get the picture? Good. Because those sirens you hear, they're coming for you. If you know what's good for you, you'll go jump off a bridge before they arrive.

But if you'd rather just see how wrong your test is, here are a few examples you can check out:

The Tick or Teat! Test

The Oh So Deviant Test

The "How Dark Are Your Secrets?" Test

The COMPLETE Perversity - 2.0 Test

The Sexual HELL Test


The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test

The Dirty Mind Test

If this were a personality test, you would be PWA (Perverse, Geek, Apathetic). You probably think the Cute Little Test--INC (Innocent, Normal, Caring) is the test-type most deserving of your attentions. I'm sure they appreciate it. The tests you are most similar to are the Softcore Porn Test--PNA (Perverse, Normal, Apathetic), the Progressive Test--PWC (Perverse, Geek, Caring), and the Geek Test--IWA (Innocent, Normal, Caring).

And here are all the test types:

Perverse Geek Apathetic The Sick & Twisted Test
Perverse Geek Caring The Progressive Test
Perverse Normal Apathetic The Softcore Porn Test
Perverse Normal Caring The Sexual Prowess Test
Innocent Geek Apathetic The Geek Test
Innocent Geek Caring The Grammar Test
Innocent Normal Apathetic The Lazy-ass Test
Innocent Normal Caring The Cute Little Test

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Perverse Distribution

    They scored 3% on Perverse, higher than 87% of your peers.

  • Geek Distribution

    They scored 6% on Geek, higher than 76% of your peers.

  • Apathetic Distribution

    They scored 1% on Apathetic, higher than 66% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Cute Little Test

Awww, how sweet! Nice test, nice test. Ohhh, you're so adorable! Look deary, the Cute Little Test is playing with that pretty little leaf tumbling in the wind! That's right. Sweetly innocent, cari... Read more

The Lazy-ass Test

The fact that you're the lazy-ass test doesn't mean you're lazy. It doesn't necessarily mean that, at least. Of course, even if it did mean that, you probably wouldn't care because you are the ... Read more

The Grammar Test

They're. Their. There. Further or farther? Queueing or queuing?! Is "?!" even acceptable grammatically in the first place? As the Grammar Test, these types of thoughts defi... Read more

The Geek Test

Mwahahaha!Mwahahaha. That's right, if there is one OkCupid test that will subdue and rule the entire world, it is yours, the Geek Test! You're Geek, not really worried ... Read more

Sexual Prowess Test

Ohhhh. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no no nonononono don't stop yet Mmmm, yeah, that's-- *gasp!* The only place most test types are going to hear something like that i... Read more

Softcore Porn Test

You're the kind of test that knows that real tests have more pictures than words. Whether they like to admit it or not, looking at the hotties is the main reason people come to OkCupid, and the Softco... Read more

The Progressive Test

When I say, "You are the Progressive Test!" I mean in terms of your attitude, not your drinking habits. (Although being the Progressive Test certainly doesn't mean you have to have something against p... Read more

Sick & Twisted Test

Perverse. Geek. Irreverant. The Sick & Twisted Test. Please. If you are this test type, as you obviously are, please don't send me a message telling me about how you had sex in a gravey... Read more

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