Thief du jour!
You scored 0% Theft, 0% Pure, 0% Violence, 0% Insanity, 0% Druggy, and 0% Mastermind! You are the Thief Du Jour! For those uneducated pickpockets, out there it means Thief Of The Day, in French.
You're the kind of person that always has an eye out for cameras in stores even if you aren't stealing anything, but good luck not walking out with something! You've probably already though of double sided tape in your palm or on your fingertips to snag stuff from bins... You may be, or may not be, brilliant in any other field but when it comes to theft you're the cream of the crop.
Cars disappear around your neighborhood and no one knows where they go, and any store you set foot it always comes up hundreds short on their inventory. Your biggest honed skills are probably along the lines of recognizing Loss Prevention associates, avoiding cameras with slight of hand, and memorizing what does or doesn't have a theft prevention device on it that is difficult to remove.
Hey! Where'd my lighter go? Give it back!
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