Johannah and Chris
Back in the days of journal entries and only local matches I stumbled on to Chris' journal entry saying how he has received no messages back after a messaging blitz. I commented that I did not receive a message and proceeded to :-(.
He sent me a message, something like, "Mudkips? Stairs in your house? I don't think you know who you're messing with." and a link to his SomethingAwful profile (Oh my god, I can't believe I am admitting to all of this.)
I tried to message him back but the jerk's inbox was full. So using my mad computer skillz, I sent him a message on AIM because it was in his SA Profile (Oh $X.xx USD, I am glad I may/may not have spent you have given me the happiest days of my life.)
I told him his inbox is full which is why he is not receiving any messages post-blitz, bought him a bigger inbox, and we chit-chatted here and there until about August, where I was moving closer to Seattle and we could hang out.
So then we found ourselves in September 2008 walking around the U District in Seattle. Holding hands and fucking 'til our parts were sore. A few broken cellphones and heads later, we're still together.