• Well I'm sure you will be at your funeral, but who else will show up? This 3-variable test will tell you. Will old ladies be wailing out in grief? Will old men be shaking hands telling each other that you were a good person? Will a pair of college dropouts just drop your coffin into the ground?

    Step inside and find out.

    Editor's note: You can rest assured there will be no corny jokes here about you dying to find out your results.

    Updated 10/1/05