Are you a true Awesomite of the Church of Awesomeness Test?

  • Through the divine powers of Dog, I, the Arch Bishop, will authenticate you as a true Awesomite of Dog in His church, The Church of Awesomeness.  If you are to fail this examination, his Almighty paw shall striketh you down where you sit.  Just as He did the beings that dwelt in Sodom and Gomorrah.