• Salutations,

    The Office of The Lord Chamberlain has been commanded to access your score in order to determine if you are truly worthy of a Royal Match, or if you are indefinitely destined to remain among the commons.

    We will be using our expert knowledge of royal etiquette to determine whether you are; of proper breeding, will be in need of some help in order to rise to the ranks of royalty, or if you are utterly uncouth and completely helpless.

    Best Regards & Good Luck!