• I know we're all taught to tolerate other people's beliefs, no matter how obscure or far-out they are. Deep down inside, however, there are times when you wish you could punch someone in the face for holding an opposing view on abortion, socialism, war...the list goes on.

    So, in a once-in-a-lifetime situation, I'll make myself the supreme authority on these things for the duration of the quiz. As this temporary supreme authority, I'm sick and tired of having to tolerate what other people (incorrectly) believe, so I give you this test to see if you, the test-taker, have the correct stance on controversial issues. If not, I'll send you to the dungeons.


    (when the test is over, you can come back out.)