Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
Year-Old Easter Egg
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Year-Old Easter Egg. Shiny, untarnished foil on the surface, masking the fact that you've been hiding at the back of the refrigerator for 12 months. Laying in wait. Eventually, someone will be ignorant enough to let you have your way with them when they think they're having their way with you. They'll regret it. You won't.
SEEK: People who go out of the house with their jumper on inside-out and don't notice.
AVOID: Housekeepers. Nurses. Offices with strict Occupational Health & Safety policies.
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