Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
Unfinished Porn Film
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Unfinished Porn Film. Be it budget issues, union issues or someone's drug habits, you weren't given the love and care you so thoroughly deserved, and now the only memory people have of you is an old videotape of two strapping plumbers who conveniently show up just when that nice young go-getter's shower was leaking. Oh well... the experience gained here can be used to go on to bigger and better things, right?
SEEK: People that run websites on a serious budget.
AVOID: Anyone who looks at you like they know you, but can't quite place where from...
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