Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
Footprint on the Ceiling
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Footprint on the Ceiling. Nobody knows how the fuck you got there, but they're keeping you around just because you're so fucking unexpected that it amuses everyone. You're what people make up stories about to make you sound interesting. Secretly, they're jealous that you probably are interesting - or at least a lot more mysterious than they are.
SEEK: Gamers. Night-shift workers. Anyone else who typically leaves the lights off.
AVOID: Tall people. Clean-freaks. Anyone who enters a room and immediately comments on the room's 'energy'.
Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?
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