Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...
You scored 0% port wine jelly. 0% vindiction. 0% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...
You are the Ghost Town. Once, some time ago, you were where the party happened. Nobody knows why or when things changed, but these days the closest you get to a party is the blind lady who speaks in tongues and throws pebbles in the general direction of drifters who pass through.
SEEK: Really good interior designers, publicists or advertising moguls.
AVOID: Tumbleweeds. Demolitionists.
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