Your result for The Dream Job Test ...
The Street Mime
You're 0% career-driven and 0% ambitious. In addition, you play 0% well with others, and you need a job that keeps you in the limelight 0% of the time!
Think about it: being a mime is tough work; the discipline, the ridicule, the berets...
...I mean, the makeup, for God's sake!
You're no stranger to hard work. You can put in the time and training necessary for a trade like yours, but there will always be makeup to put on. The mask is an important part of the job; everyday, you put it on and silence yourself in front of other people. Greasepaint does wipe off at the end of the day, but people rarely see anything other than your work face. You never reveal your true self.
Don't like talking? Like invisible boxes? Give it some thought.
Don't like getting spit on? Try one of these (slightly) more realistic options:
Computer Network Administrator
Does this sound like it might describe a job you have in mind? E-mail me with suggestions.
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