Your result for The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test ...
Naked Mole Rat
Nightmare scales: Panic: 0%. Dread: 0%. Lampreys: 0%.
You are the NAKED MOLE RAT. You're either going to be a drone, or you're going to spend a lot of time whelping pups-- no in between for you. Also, when you're naked, you're really naked. Kinda disquietingly so.
SEEK: modesty. For God's sake, go put some clothes on. AVOID: termites. They're better at the whole eusocial thing than you are, and they have a cruel sense of humor.
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain, Cuckoo's Nestmate, Meaningless Advice, Second From the Left, Quiet Horror, Naked Mole Rat, Iceberg Hidden in the Fog, Incomplete Tarot Deck, Dead Houseplant, Mistuned TV, Burned Out, Zombie Flamingo, Nurse Shark, Paper Cup, Lamprey, Pyroclastic Flow, Cassandra, Sphinx, Futility, Coleocanth, The Star! (MV), Swamp Island, PANIC!!1!, Lone Freeway Shoe, Bad Tattoo, Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning.
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