Your result for The MI Insult Swordfighting Test ...
You scored 0% swordmastery!
As an attractive woman with the unfortunate curse of swordsmanship and a pirate mansion, you've been warding off awkward advances, lunges, and repostes for the majority of your post-pubescent life. Your rack and your skillset have made you the deadly crown jewel of geek desire.
Naturally, these circumstances have molded you into one of the most cruel-tongued, canniving swashbucklers ever to swill back the brew.
That's right-- you're so deadly, you don't even drink the near-beer.
You are the #2 result for this test.
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