• Hi! And welcome to my "What Sort of Fool is Dave?" Test. (I wanted to call it the "What Sort of Fool Do You Take Me For?" Test, but OKCupid thinks that's too long.) I'll be telling TRUE stories of foolish or silly things I've done, and you are invited to vote on what KIND of fool you think I am. In the process, you'll probably learn a few things about your own ways of gauging people...and possibly a lesson or two in patience. Ready? Let's get this Cavalcade of Embarrassment Rolling!