• Namaste, dudes & dudettes! (Whatever that means!) Take this test to find out! Win valuable prizes! Go to Heaven in a handbasket full of truffles! Or not! Free will's a b*tch.
  • This test was scientifically designed to detect your true nature by the aliens living on the Moon. Don't bother putting on perfume, cologne or deodorant. (OK, maybe deodorant.) But the aliens have no sense of smell. They go straight to your soul, by means of this test. You cannot elude or delude them. You cannot escape this test.

    No looking into the soul of the person next to you! BEGIN!