• Let's face it. The dating game is - well, a game. A game with complex rules and unexpected twists. One in which many will fall by the wayside, struck down by worthier competitors. So, are you up to the challenge? Can you think fast and go the distance? Do you play fast and ultimately lose, dying alone and lonely in some forgotten bedsit somewhere? Do you plan far ahead, playing by honour and strategy and hoping that it will all pay off in the end? Or do you pull other people's husbands just for the Hell of it?

    This test has been carefully and specially designed using REAL science to determine how devious you really are when it comes to dating and, therefore, how well you can expect to do in the great game of Lurve. Let battle commence!