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    Have you ever wondered how unmotivated you were to succeed in life? Have you ever considered how much of your time you spent doing nonproductive activities? What about this one? Have you ever thought about if you had to be a vegetable, which one you would want to be (I'd be a cucumber, just in case you wanted to know)? Hi! And welcome to the Apathy Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your apathy quotient. We all have varying levels of motivation in life. Some of us are highly motivated to succceed, while others are content to sit on the couch and watch their lives slip by. This test is designed to help you determine your level of apathy and how it affects your life. Apathy can be like a disease for many people. For some, it is more like a drug. How do you think you rate?
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    OK, before we get going, it might be best to determine the basic all around impression of how you view yourself. Which word do you feel most aptly describes you?

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    Congratulations!!!!! You answered the first question. This probably indicates that you are not yet completely worn out or jaded by life. If though, you have reached this far simply by accident & are already exhausted, might I suggest that you quit this test & go lay down to take a nap. If you are up to it, please carry on.
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    Are you more of a "Yes" Person or a "NO" person?

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    In terms of sex, Which of the following do you prefer?

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    What animal best matches up with your personality?

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    If a Genie came to you and granted you any three wishes you wanted, of the choices below, which what three would you most likely request.

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    If you were a drug, which would you be?

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    When going out on a date, which of the following most appeals to you?

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    Cup is to water as:

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    Finish this statement . . . All you need is:

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    Which of the following most accurately describes your morning routine?

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    When writing a romantic note to your significant other, which of the following, would you most likely do?

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    Which mental disorder would others most likely associate with you?

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    If you were watching TV and a show came on that you didn't like, which of the following are you most likely to do?

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    When considering dinner plans, which of the following do you prefer?

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    Which phrase most accurately describes your philosophy on life?

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    Which phrase most accurately describes how you approach the goals you wish to acheive?

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    In terms of getting ahead in life, which of the following do you think is most important?

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    Consider the lyrics below, and choose the one that most accurately reflects your opinion about life

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    Which statement most accurately describes how others would describe you?

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    With regards to religion, which statement do you think most accurately describes your beliefs?