• Hello!

    I will be using my best judgment gained from years of reading the New York Times and the BBC to label you, from the cold, weasel-like perception of Karl Rove.

    If you think you might be a terrorist, please stop and call the FBI immediately, or run for Congress.

    One or the other, doesn't really bother me.


    Note: I've recently done some tweaking with this test. It's still really new, so I'd love some feedback!