• Since you are reading this, you probably want to know whether or not you are, in fact, a waste of space. To answer this pressing question I have attempted to make this lovely test as unbiased as possible to give you the best measurement of your place in society. So if the verdict reads that you are a waste of space, you probably are--but don't go jump off of a cliff just yet. What would we do with all of that extra space?
  • 1
    Please answer every question as truthfully as you can. A number of variables are being used in this test. First question: I'm sure you have friends, don't you? Who are you, in your group of friends?

  • 2
    Where do you align yourself politically?

  • 3
    What has been your crowning achievement to date?

  • 4
    If I were to challenge any of your beliefs, would you be able to defend them with real, logical evidence?

  • 5
    If my car is out of fuel, then it won't start. My car won't start. Does it follow that my car is out of fuel?

  • 6
    What among these excites you most?

  • 7
    What news source do you prefer to consult?

  • 8
    What level of education have you achieved or, if you are still in school, are you absolutely certain that you will achieve?

  • 9
    Do you believe yourself to be intelligent?

  • 10
    What separates man from the animals?