• Albert Camus wrote that the most basic philosophical question was whether or not one should commit suicide.

    A close reading of Camus' work, however, provides no indication that he ever consumed, or even came into close contact with, an avocado. It is doubtful, as Camus was notoriously averse to all green foods apart from certain varieties of cabbage.

    Ok, look... I don't know where I was going with this Camus stuff. Do you want to know if you're an avocado or not?