• I have worked with animals for years, and I've learned that most pet owners... are idiots. They range between the callous and uncaring jerks to the incredibly caring but incredibly idiotic. Some mean well, but do their pets more harm than good. Some don't even mean well.

    Every now and then, however, you meet the truly great pet owner, the kind that an animal is lucky to have. These are very rare, so don't feel bad when you don't get ranked into this category.

    This is not a nice test, at least, not for most of you.

    Or maybe you ARE one of those rare few, those diamonds in the rough, but chances are you're one of the several different kinds of moron. There's only one way to find out... but answer honestly. There's no point in finding out what kind of pet owner you would hypothetically be. Answer with the truth.