The "Are You Likely To Be Eaten By A Grue?" Test

  • "The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale."

    --From the Zork computer games

    Are you likely to be eaten by a grue?  Here's your chance to find out!