• In the course of my quest to conquer the world, I find myself in need of all manner of minons, lackeys, and henchmen. As part of my ongoing efforts to find such individuals, I have created this test to in order to locate suitable candidates and help with some initial placement.

    This test will attempt to measure three of the most important qualities in servants of evil: loyalty, competence, and malignity (overall level of evil, for you lackeys-to-be who don't recognize the word). If you do sufficiently well, I may even offer you the coveted role of henchman in my organization.