• Hello you!

    Welcome to the world renowned Future Mrs H test. Its been tested in London, Tokyo, Shanghai, Paris, and, erm... Glasgow.

    Anyway... my test uses advanced logical algorhythms, drunken logic and generally things that make me laugh to asses how "compatible" you are in becoming the Future Mrs H.  The test has absolutely no bearing in how I view the world, people or relationships (just in case you're thinking of suing me or marry me and then find out  I'm nothing like my test!).

    So how do you find out if you are the Future Mrs H??? Just answer some simple questions, and then you can compare scores from the other people that have taken my test.  And perhaps this will be the story we tell our grandkids... well you tell them that story, I'll tell the story about how I got you drunk...