• Good hello! At this time of year, about 40,000 of us are planning our costumes, projects, and bodily protection strategies for a week-long period of debauchery and transcendence in the Black Rock Desert, Nevada. This is Burning Man.

    This test focuses on only one of a zillion aspects of attending Burning Man. I know. I certainly don't mean to imply that getting laid is the most important. But admit it: it's on your mind.

    But what are your chances? This test will help you find out how it looks for you this year. It's fun, it's not serious, and it will absolutely change your life. Sorta.