• If you've ever been told that you're an "animal" in the bedroom, you might want to take this test and find out which species you most resemble. (Start hoping right now that it's not the octopus.)

    Are you sure you're doing it "doggy style"? Have you ever really "humped like bunnies"? Is "hung like a horse" the best that it gets?

    C'mon in and find out whether your sexual proclivites are more closely related to the panda, the penguin, or some godawful thing you'd rather not know about.

    This test brought to you courtesy of one desperate, no wait, innovative publicist. All results are derived from information contained in the invaluable and exhaustively researched book, HOW ANIMALS HAVE SEX, by David Strorm. If you like it, tell your friends!