• Man, we all knew America was full of rednecks, but who knew there were so many people that cared more about two guys kissing each other than the actual economy or, you know, WARS. Bush is back for another term, and you might be worried. You might fear the unknown. But this test will help you to find out just how fucked you are going to be in the next four years. That way, you don't have to be scared of the unknown. You'll know just what to be terrified of.

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