• Welcome to my "How hot would our sex life be?" test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine how you measure up with me, between the sheets.

    This test contains language and images that are of a sexual nature and are intended for a mature audience. If this offends you, please don't continue.

    Also, for the sake of test taking purposes, the instructions are simple -- choose the answer that most closely resembles how you would respond to me, if we were in a relationship. Shall we begin?