• Often, we send messages to random hot people, declaring our love-or just to say hi. After numerous instant messages and mailbox spamming, we get no response. What did you do so wrong? So horribly, horribly wrong? You receive no fruit of your labors.
    Maybe your profile sends up red flags, no matter how eloquent or well-mannered your messages are. Let's see if we can fix that so you can get that fruit.
    That juicy, sweet fruit.