• Everybody is basically bullshit. "Except me," you are saying to yourself. This is also bullshit. You are no exception.

    Have some pop sociology: As the time you spend on the Internet increases, the probability that whatever you are saying is bullshit approaches 1. Fortunately, there is some variation in the types of bullshit that different people tend to spew. This is what keeps the Internet marginally interesting. This test will determine, using an extremely clumsy and imprecise three-variable matrix, what kind of bullshit is your specialty.

    Some of these questions may frustrate you. This is no accident. They are designed to unearth the bullshit in your nature, not to flatter you. Pick the one that is closest to the way you think.