• This test has some naughty bits, right at the very end for those who finish it. Pictures of girls and so, you are warned and should be old enough to view such things before continuing on ...some of my words are bad ones too, now that I think about it.
  • Hi, this test isn’t a test at all, but just a questionnaire to fool around with and see if I could be your girlfriend. Or is it the other way around? Nevermind, it isn’t important. The important thing is that we have some fun with it. Some of these questions require some imagination, just a warning, because it's all hypothetical anyway, right? I’m not gonna ask if you’re a boy or a girl. If you’re a boy and determined to take my little interview, well that question won’t stop you, will it? So let’s skip that…But if you are a boy, ie. you have a little hard thingy between your legs, I don’t want to know. You do your, uh thingy, and I’ll do mine and never the two shall meet! Fair enough?
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  • There are 25 questions, because that will make it easier for me to figure out scoring. Besides, a test…uh, questionnaire I mean, with more than 25 questions is not very fun. Unless you’re really into asking questions, or more importantly for you, into answering them. Something like that. Anyway, 25 goes into a hundred easily just like some other things going into other things and…let’s start!

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