• Finish the sentence using no more than five words. "It's Friday Night and I'm..."

    Go nuts, lads. Fill your boots.

    Oh shitfucktits. I'm supposed to explain what I'm measuring and why? Hello!? Demand characteristics, anyone? (Leading traits that clue the subject into what the test is likely to be about, and thus colours their responses.) Okay. I could be measuring shoe size and annual gross income. Then again, I might not be...

    Oh... some questions refer to a guy or a girl. Pick a gender. You know the drill, I'm sure.

    Warning: My first attempt at writing a test. Contains swearing and adult humour.