• The Kingdom of Loathing (or "KoL", as it has come to be known by its player base) is a fun, free, comical online RPG.

    KoL is currently in open beta. That means that it's entirely open to the public to play, but it's not quite finished. This is actually a good thing, because more features and things to do are being added on a nearly daily basis. To you and me, that means that the content never gets stale, and the new action (and really bad jokes) just keep on coming. Despite its unfinished state, it has already attracted over a million interesting, intelligent, and helpful players. (or their analogues)

    KoL is and will likely always will be, free to play, but donations are appreciated and rewarded.

    KoL is played from the comfort of your standard web browser, and is adorned with a staggering array of stunning hand-drawn images. It is turn-based, which means you get a certain number of turns (Adventures) each day. What can you do with these turns? I'm glad you asked!

    ...basically you just kick the crap out of lots of monsters of various types. Sound like every other Video Game out there? Far from it: It is a veritable orgasm of pop-culture references, wonderfully horrendous puns, tantalizing (if at times sophomoric) sexual innuendoes. Go Spelunking in the shaft of Cobs Nob. Farm for mushrooms under Degrassi Knoll. Fight a Naughty Sorceress, a vile tentacled blob, your mom, and a sausage... at the same time!

    You'll Laugh... You'll Cry... You'll HURL!

    This test will either help you pick one of the six intoxicating character classes, or for those that have already played the game, predict (with some accuracy) which character you actually are in your core. So step inside, and then go visit the Kingdom.

    ...satisfaction is guaranteed or your money back!