• What if God was one of us?
    Just a slob like one of us?
    Just a stranger on the bus?

    Well, my guess is that he'd be all up in everyone's face, going on and on about how great the dude sitting on his right is and smiting all the poor people who just want to slip on their headphones, take a valium, and dream about being able to afford a plane ticket so that they could travel like people, instead of being shipped like low-priority cargo.

    But then again, I don't really know. He hasn't taken the test (yet).