• Welcome to the Manian Language Test!

    Some would think that women were the masters of ambiguity, but this is not so. Though men are generally known to say what they mean, the question is what the meaning is behind the meaning.

    So Manian is often an even more complex language than Womanian for many of those attempting to relate to men.

    In this test, we will gauge your ability to understand and speak to men. If you're worried about my qualifications, even though I am a woman, I was nurtured in early childhood by a man, and have dated both men and women since my adolescence.

    Let us begin...