• This isn't really a test. You won't learn anything from it, either about yourself or anything else. It's just a parody of OKCupid Match Me tests. I find they're mostly the same, even mine, no matter how I rank a question.

    If you haven't taken a Match Me test here at OKCupid, you can usually find it at the top of anyone's "tests" page. You'll find most of the same questions here, but with different answers.

    I hope you find this entertaining! Enjoy!