• Many people have attempted to best me, and they have found that my kung fu is much too strong. And theirs is much too weak. In my quest for the ultimate opponent, I am seeking out those with the strongest kung-fu to duel me in a fight to the death. Only the strong, the stealthy, the honorable, the totally freakin' sweet shall survive.

    Are you a ninja?

    And if so, how strong is your kung fu?