• Hi! And welcome to my Obsessive or Apathetic Lover Test. I'll be using both advanced logic and arcane knowledge to determine whether you're suffocting your lovers until their eyes go *poop* and they give 'freak out' a brand new definition, or whether you don't give a flyin' fuck about their existence in your vicinity...

    (And for my own personal joy, if/how it affects your sexuality - yay!)

  • ...Or neither. Neither is really what you should strive for, but I'm not taking sides or nuthin'.

    (Go neither!)