• Have you ever thought to yourself, "Oh, please, God, somebody shoot me"? I'm thinkin', probably yeah. I'm sure most of us have. When something happens that truly, truly sucks, it's not unusual to feel, well, like you'd like God to smite you.
    Ah, but what kind of scenario is most likely to cause that reaction in you, oh dear test-taker? What type of situation is most likely to make you wish you'd get hit by lightning? In short, what makes you think "Oh God, That Sucks"?
    That's what we will be looking into here. By the end of this test, we'll have a pretty good idea of what the ultimate nightmare scenario would be for you. And, just 'cause it's fun, we'll tell you about it. Keep in mind, this test is not for the very young or the faint of heart. You've been warned.
    Now, please keep in mind that we are testing what you think sucks the most, so, given the multiple choices, always choose the answer that you would leastlike to have happen to you, okay?