• OKcupid tests smell like a butt with smelly cheese. Please proceed!
  • 1
    Why do you care which character from Grey's Anatomy or which brand of laundry detergent you are?

  • 2
    Do you like questions where none of the provided answers match what you really believe? Also, do you believe that the children are the future? And lastly, do you think that the most delicious milkshakes are made from live kittens? Please note that skipping this question will still affect your test score.

  • 3
    How do you feel about tests that don't actually measure anything (see: Marx Brothers Test), but that only exist to show how "clever" (read: incapable of pooping without assistance) the author is?