• The long awaited, single question, Britishness test.


    The British Goverment have spent years devising a Britishness test, producing a list of questions which most British people cannot answer.


    Rory Bremner couldn't define Britishness, even when given half an hour on Radio 4.


    I can; in one question.


    (If you do not live in Britain then assume you are emigrating to Britain)