• Hi! And welcome to my the Other White Meat Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. But really, don't be silly, I'm just writing this for shits and giggles. This test will, most likely, tell you nothing about yourself. It's good to have goals.
  • 1
    It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's a hangover cure?!? It's about eight feet tall, oblong, flesh colored, with a hole at the top. What am I?

  • 2
    What animal has a penis that has a barb on the end to attach to it's mates cervix? Hint: It's shaped like a curley cue.

  • 3
    Have you ever noticed the poorly drawn penis (in the how to use section) found on the inside of condom boxes?

  • 4
    If you had to choose which fictional character to fricassee and eat; which would you choose?

  • 5
    If you saw someone fricasseeing the chicken on Robot Chicken would you...

  • 6
    Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

  • 7
    Was this quiz a complete waste of time?