• Hi! And welcome to my Pastry Slacker Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. Scoring well or poor on this means nothing. It's just a goofy test. I don't even know why I am doing this.
  • 1
    Do you enjoy it when your partner tickles you?

  • 2
    How many dates do you have with someone before you make it into bed

  • 3
    Can bad sex ruin a relationship?

  • 4
    Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

  • 5
    Long or thick?